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The Trick To Life: Chapter 1Kiara made her way confidently along the sun-heated pavement towards the top of the deserted, suburban street. Very few cars shot past, which she assumed was because it was a Sunday. A couple of months ago, anyone wouldve been shocked to see her out in day light, but now that fact was slowly blending in with the rest of the ordinary, featureless life she lived.The Trick To Life: Chapter 1
Finally, a sign of life other than herself decided to makes itself apparent. A shimmering, silver car drove past her in the opposite direction, the suns rays glaring off of the immaculate, sparkling paintwork. Kiara listened. After only a few moments, the engin

| There are 5 things you need to know about me. (I warn you now: this isn't gonna be a light-hearted list) 1) I spend my life obsessing over one thing or another. Doctor Who, Torchwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Draco Malfoy, ...a guy at my school (Heh. My really close friends already know about that XD)... 2) I hate the human race. So much. They're never gonna achieve anything (Yes. They. I'm not gonna be associated with them). There always has to be a war over one thing or another, hasn't there? Who was the genius that decided they should spend millions on bombs and weapons that they'll just end up killing themselves with? And every war can be traced down to religion...which neatly takes us to point 3. 3) Religion. Now, I'm not directing this at any individuals. Believe what you want. But I have the right to think that Christianity is a load of bull. So hypocritical! After all, isn't killing a 'sin'? Then...could someone please explain to me why the Christian Church was the reason for so many innocent people being killed in the 16-18th century? Because Paganism was apparently 'threatening' the Church - fuck knows how - they made up that all Pagans were evil. They only saw witches as some weird incarnation of Satan, and convinced everyone that they should die. Now...I'm a witch. My mum's a Christian, and she calls my religion a "cult". 4) Twilight. I. Fucking. Hate. Twilight! (Bring on the Twitards *bares fangs* *snarls*) It's a badly written fanfiction that doesn't even make sense. There's no denying it. Vampires do not sparkle. Girls are not turned on by guys stalking them and watching them whilst they sleep (Well...they shouldn't be. Of course, every Twitard now wants their boyfriend to stalk them, watch them in their sleep and sparkle. A girl actually dumped her boyfriend because "he didn't sparkle like Edward does" I shit you not! 5) I like to write, read and draw. And...to be honest...I don't do a lot else in my free time. I'm a cyber-geek and proud. Oh. And a grammar troll. But that's not intentional. Also, I love a good debate. Feel free to disagree about my views on Twilight (see above). It'd be fun...I've never had an encounter with a Twitard before...The same goes for anything else I've written about here |
*hugs* *spits on Twilight*
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I keep trying to get it done, but I keep getting interrupted by Jewish Lephracauns...
- Spike Milligan.
I missed a sleepover my friends had...and they all destroyed the 4 Twilight books together! One of my friends had been given them and hated them...so yeah.
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I'm the Doctor
I'm a TimeLord
I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous
I'm 903 years old
And I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below.
You got a problem with that?
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I keep trying to get it done, but I keep getting interrupted by Jewish Lephracauns...
- Spike Milligan.
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I'm the Doctor
I'm a TimeLord
I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous
I'm 903 years old
And I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below.
You got a problem with that?
And my school is throwing a party tonight: the theme is LotR vs Harry Potter vs Start Wars vs Twilight. There's going to be waaay to many Twitards there. I'd go, but I'm afraid I'd be charged with multiple accounts of Grevious Bodily Harm.
My friend, however, is going as Edward. Complete with tee that reads "I <3 girls who are: emotionally stunted, stupis, hinder feminisim, don't mind stalkers, smell good..." etc. He's going to be killed. Either for hersay or loved to death.
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I keep trying to get it done, but I keep getting interrupted by Jewish Lephracauns...
- Spike Milligan.
See ya at the common room, drop by and say a word...
Any problems, just contAct meh
Jeanne-Slytherin head house
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Will do
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I'm the Doctor
I'm a TimeLord
I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous
I'm 903 years old
And I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below.
You got a problem with that?
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